Hey, I'm No Hero, Just a Decent Man Who Has Never Grabbed a Pussy

Edit Jezebel 11 Oct 2016
I have no daughters, but I have known several daughters in my life, and have a mother, a few women coworkers, plus a female friend here and there, and I have never grabbed any of their pussies—nor, for the record, would I brag about doing so, if I had. And let me tell you, if I heard about anyone who had, I would punch him in the freakin’ head. Read more... ....

George Waters: How did bottle-flipping become the latest tween obsession?

Edit LA Daily News 11 Oct 2016
As “Lord of the Flies” taught us, if tween boys are left to their own devices, they will come up with some pretty adorable pastimes. Like hunting and killing the less popular members of their group, or flipping a plastic bottle in the air in the hope that it lands standing up ... Some schools have banned flipping, which seems like the wrong reaction ... Whatever it takes so I can stop having to bake freakin’ brownies....

I interviewed William Shatner and totally fanboyed out

Edit Philadelphia Daily News 10 Oct 2016
PRETEND, for the length of this introduction, that you are me. Your earliest television memory is Star Trek ... James T. Kirk ... Years go by. You're now a writer, and one day - Thursday to be exact - you get the chance to interview William freakin' Shatner in advance of his Thursday appearance at the Keswick Theatre, where he will perform Shatner's World, his hilarious two-hour journey to the center of the Platonic Ideal of Shatner ... Has gone....

Hurricane Matthew Is Not Bringing Sharks To Florida’s Streets, Despite What You’ve Heard

Edit Inquisitr 08 Oct 2016
Hurricane Matthew is currently battering the Florida coastline, bringing with it a flood of images on social media that falsely show what appear to be sharks swimming in the streets and backyards of the sunshine state ... Sharks go where fish go, and fish go where water goes, and if that water (and those subsequent fish) happen to be right outside your front door, then guess where that freakin’ shark’s going to be?!”....

Kim Kardashian Back on Home Turf ... Totally Low Key

Edit TMZ 07 Oct 2016
Kim cradled Saint -- who's too freakin' adorable -- while her mom, Kris Jenner, carried North off the private jet they took ......

Shack Ten: Gaming's Most Unique Weapons

Edit Shacknews 07 Oct 2016
It's that time again for another Shack Ten, our bi-weekly breakdown of the ten most somethings in video games. This week, we throw some much-deserved praise at the unique qualities of fictitious weaponry ... 10. D.Va's Mech (Overwatch) ... Hammer of Dawn (Gears of War) ... For the sake of political correctness we'll refer to it as the Big >Freakin' Gun straight out of one of the most significant and popular FPS series of all time. Doom ... ....

Lethal Weapons: "Best Buds" Review

Edit IGN Insider 06 Oct 2016
I could be wrong, of course, but it just seemed strange to recover the money and then end with the news that Angela (Ellen Hollman) had been freakin' ......

"Oldchella" Celebrates Rock's Ultimate Survivors

Edit Houston Press 05 Oct 2016
A A. Facebook-. Twitter -. More shares recommend reddit email -. -. There has never been a mega-festival quite like Desert Trip. There are just six acts and only one stage. No art installations, no dance tent, no bands you never heard of serenading you in the distance while you stand in line at the beer garden ... Long live rock, be it dead or alive ... 7, 7.00pm ... 7, 8.00pm ... The Who? The Stones? Sir Paul freakin' McCartney? Sign this vulture up! ... ....

5 family destinations for fall break

Edit Deseret News 05 Oct 2016
You know the last drops you can never drink from the bottom of a can? If you pinch the can flat in the middle and fold it back and forth a couple times, it’ll rip a small hole at the hinge. Turn the can sideways and suck that baby dry ... 1. The Heart of Adventure ... 2 ... You’ve got bikes? Frisbees? Extreme hiking shoes? Kids ready to get out their pent-up energy from sitting in school all freakin’ day? Welcome to Snow Basin ... 3....

I Hate My Child’s Homework SO Much

Edit Houston Press 05 Oct 2016
A A. Facebook-. Twitter -. More shares recommend reddit email -. - ... Half of my fights with the kids are because they already know this stuff, and they find it a waste of time to do it ... This on top of the insect project, and regular reading homework, and it’s how I ended up going out to buy study pizza for a freakin’ seven-year-old while my wife worked her through the guide well into the poor kid’s normal bedtime ... Period ... ....

The best 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray movies

Edit TechRadar 05 Oct 2016
Best 4K Ultra HD Blu-rays. There's no denying the importance of 4K Ultra HD and high-dynamic-range (HDR) when it comes to the future of home entertainment ... Add new audio technologies like Dolby Atmos and DTS.X into the mix, and what you have is a home theatre system that rivals your local multiplex ... This might seem like a bummer, but that's how the film was presented in theatres, and it looked pretty freakin' good there, didn't it?....

Before he was postseason-bound: Kyle Hendricks (Chicago Cubs)

Edit Public Technologies 04 Oct 2016
(Source. Chicago Cubs). Before they were postseason-bound. Path to Chicago ... Trophy case. National League Pitcher of the Month this August, NL Player of the Week for week of Aug. 7, NL Rookie of the Month in Aug ... 'We've got a good staff as far as the golfing goes,' Hendricks said to the Chicago Tribune, ranking Jason Hammel as the best golfer on the staff, followed by Jon Lester and Jake Arrieta, who 'hits the ball a freakin' mile.' ... (noodl....

Kiszla: Does Rockies owner Dick Monfort want a manager or a driver for the company clown car?

Edit Denver Post 04 Oct 2016
After four long years driving the clown car, Walt Weiss pulled to the curb, hopped out and walked away. He told the Rockies to take this job and shove it, the same as Jim Tracy did when he quit as Rockies manager in 2012 ... It should be mentioned, however, that Black never once guided the Padres to the postseason ... My gut aches ... 1 problem with the Rockies is not the manager, the altitude or the height of the freakin’ fences in Coors Field ... ....
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